Error 404

Error 404: Article not found. Sorry guys. We just went through another one of them stupid and gay malfunction things with the page, we hope that we never bring it back up to it's usual standards because we've had quite ENOUGH of it!

Error 404: Weirdo found
What? Are you still here? I said that this page is malfunctioned? You don't understand anything don't you? Go away!

Error 404: Weirdo not leaving
What the? Go away! This page is broken, can't you understand???

Error 404: Weirdo bug is stuck in system and cannot be removed
GO AWAY! WE ARE NOT FIXING A MALFUNCTION!

Error 404: Weirdo not paying attention
You just don't get it don't you? Just get out of here, Dumbo

Error 404 Update: Weirdo bug fixed
Great! He's gone! Finally, stupid moron.....

Error 404 Update: Weirdo bug discovered
WHAT THE? GO AWAY! SERIOUSLY! I HAVE SIMPLY HAD IT, YOU WEIRDO, GO AWAY!

Error 404: No sign of bug
Good

Error 404: Weirdo has a bomb
A bomb, what is he going to do with it?

Error 404: Weirdo has just set bomb alight next to hard drive!
WHAT???

FATAL ERROR! FATAL ERROR!
HOLY......

KABOOM! Okay, weirdo just killed everyone. Happy now?
Not happy